Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in murrdy's LiveJournal:

Friday, August 13th, 2004
8:15 pm	AGAGAGAGAGGAGAG A-GO-GO GGEREREEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ALRIGHGT GUYS LISTEN UP ITS PRETTTY HOT HERE IMO <3 HEY GUYS IN FLOREDIA DON'T DIE IN THAT HURRICANE PLEASE OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH A FUKCING LASER KNIFE LASER KNIFE CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT SHIT RIGHT IN YOUR GODDAMN EYE THATS RIGHT ZAP OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGEEZ DUMDUM DUNM OH COOL LOOK A QUARTER ON FURTHIER INSPECTION IT'S NOT A QUARTER AT ALL :( FUCK! IT DOESN'T EVEN RESEMBLE A QUOREATER ITS AN IRONING BOARD SHIT I NEED TO GET MY EYES CHECKED FOR SERIOUS GOD I WAS WAY OFFF WHOA WHERE DID THIS COME FROM OH THATS RIGHT I JUST INVENTED IT: SpaceCaptainMud: I WOULD TOTALLY COME WITH YOU BUT YOU KNOW I HAVE A SON AND I HAVE TO BE AT HIS BASEBALL GAME OR SOME SHIT BECAUSE HE HATES ME BECAUSE I'M NEVER INTERESTED IN HIM OR ANYTHING HE DOES SpaceCaptainMud: HE'S REALLY BORING SpaceCaptainMud: AND HE NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT THINGS SpaceCaptainMud: DAD SpaceCaptainMud: DAD SpaceCaptainMud: DAD SpaceCaptainMud: DAD SpaceCaptainMud: OH GOD GUYS FEEL FREE TO TALK TO ME BECAUSE I'M HERE AND I'LL LISTEN FOR REAL I NEED TO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE AND PRODUCE SOMEHTING GAAAAAH SOMEBODY WITH AS LITTLE OF A  LIFE AS I PLEASE COME FIND ME RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Current Music: FOG (KAIT YOU ARE GOOD AT SUGGESTING SOUNDS) (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 12th, 2004
11:11 pm	JESSUS CRHIRST KIDS FUFCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GOOD GOD I AM GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE FROM SITTING HERE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I NEED TO LIKE FUCKING GET UP AND MOVE SCHOOL STARTES PRETTY FUCKING SOON I HOPE IT DOESN'T SUCK SHIT >: CAUSE IF IT DOES............................. HOPING I CAN HAVE SOMETHING TO DO BESIDES ROTTING HERE IN MY OWN TEARS/SWEAT/OTHER VARIOUS BODILY FLUIDS NOBODY TALKS TO ME ANYMORE I'M PRETTY LONELY I TELL YOU WHAT EVEN KAIT STOPPED TALKTING TO ME ALL THE TIME >: YES KAIT, YOU THE ONE OF .....LIKE 2  PEOPLE EVERGOING TO READ THIS I THINK FARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STUPID FUCKING LIVING SOMEBODY COME SAVE ME BEFORE I START LIGHTING THINGS ON FIRE I'LL DO IT TO JUST WATCH ME FUCKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAM GOING INSANEBECAUSE I'M FUCKING CRAZY LIKETHAT I WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL SO I CAN SIT THEREA DN DRAW THIGSN IN A NOTEBOOK AND MAKE SOMETHING COOL AND HILARIOUS BECAUSE I'M A PRETTY FUNNY GUY YOYU KNOW SERSIUOLY THIS ONE TIME THERE WAS THIS GUY AND I WAS ALL "PUT THAT IN YOUR PIP AND SMOKE IT" AND HE WAS ALL "WHOAT?" AND I WAS LIKE (I'M PARAP[HORSASING BY THE WAY) "THATS RIGHT MOTHERFUKCER" AND HE WAS ALL 8| YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T LIKE THAT'S RIGHT INDIANS FUCK THEY STEAL OUR LAND AND RAPE OUR WOMEN I SWERA TO GOD THEY ARE LIARS LOOK WE WERE HERE FIRST MAN LOOK AT THE FACTS, JACK THIS IS AMERICA, NOT INDIA WE'RE AMIERICANS AND THEY ARE INDIANS WHAT THE FUCK TELLING US WE TOOK THIS LAND LOOK AT THE FUCKING NAME PANCHO, NOT CALLED INJUNLAND AMERICA LOOK CHEIF LETSCALLCORNMAIZE IF WE DIDN'T PUT YOUR GRANDPARENTS INTO CONCENTRATION CAMPS THEY WOULDN'T HAVE MET AND YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE STEALING OUR LAND AND SHIT QUIOT SENDING ME FUCKING FAXES ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FUCKING MAD BECAUSE WE KILLED THE BUFFALOES FUCKING BUFFLALOSE THATS RIGHT WE KILLED THOSE FUCKERS WE'D KILL THEM AGAIN TOO MTOEHRIFUKCING BUFFALOSES I FUCKING HATE BUFFALOS THEY ARE FUCKING ASSHOLESS I WISH THERE WAS A FUCKING BUFFALO RIGHT HERE I'D PUNCH HIM IN HIS ASSHOLE NOSE FUCK Current Music: Modest Mouse - Building Nothing Out Of Something (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 7th, 2004
10:19 pm	I AM MELTING MY MIND WITH THOUGHTS BUT SERSIOULY FOLKS COME HERE AND SIT ON MY LAP I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORRY OHOHOHOHOHO TAKE YOUR COAT OFF IT IS WARM IN HERE TAHTS' GOOD ALRIGHT ALRLIGHT (I'M MAKING THIS UP AS I GO ALONG I DON'T KNOW WHAT IM'M DOING I HOPE I TURN OUT OKAY) ANYWAYS ONCE UPON A TIME THIS IS A LONG TIME AGO MIND YOU LIKE BEFORE SHOES THAT'S A REAL LONG TIME AGO ALRIGHT WELL MAYBE THERE WERE SOME SHOES BUT NOT LIKE FUCKING FANCY SHOES WE HAVE NOW WITH LIKE LACES AND ALL THAT SHIT? NO THESE WERE BADASS SHOES BACK IN THESE DAYS LIKE THESE FUCKING SHOES YOU WOULD HAVE TO JUST WAIT WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING OFF TRACK HERE SONS, LET ME START OVER ANYWAY THIS GUY HE IS WORKING IN THE FIELDS DOING HARD WORK HIS NAME IS EDUARDO AND EDUARDO(I'M REGRETTING GIVING HIM THAT NAME I DON'T LIKE IT I'LL CHANGE IT LATER) ANY EDUARDO SAYS "OH BOY I SURE AM TIRED OF WORKING IN THESE FIELDS" AND HE GOES AND HE GETS A GLASS OF GATORADE(tm) AHH GATORADE THAT STUFF WILL HIT THE SPOT IF YOU ARE EVER THIRSTY IT'S BETTER THAT WATER(tm)SHIT BECAUSE IT'S GOT LIKE UHH ENZYMES AND SHTI ANYWAY JEFF (THAT'S HIS NEW NAME) WAS SITTING THERE AND HE WAS WISHING HE COULD HAVE A MORE FULFILLING LIFE SO AN  ANGEL CAME DOWN AND SAID "HALT!" AND THE ANGEL PULLED OUT HIS FUCKING .44 AND SAID "I'VE BEEN SENT FROM GOD TO KILL YOU " AND JEFF IS ALL LIKE "YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG GUY!" AND THEN THE ANGEL HE LOOKS AT A LITTLE PIECE OF PAPER IN HIS PALM AND HE KIND OF SMIRKS AND HE'S ALL "OH RIGHT RIGHT MY BAD" AND HE FLIES INTO THE SKY WITH HIS FISTS HELD HIGH THE CAMERA SPINS BACK TO JEFF WHO IS NOW FOR SOME REASON BEING PLAYED BY AN ASIAN MAN AND JEFF IS ALL LIKE "WHOOOO, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE" THE VOICE IS OBVIOUSLY OVERDUBBED BY SOMEONE UNKNOWN WE SEE THE ACTOR HE ISN'T EVEN MOVING HIS MOUTH HE IS JUST LOOKING AROUND CONFUSED AND HE GOES BACK TO WOKRING IN THE FIELDS NOW JEFF IS AT THE TOP OF THIS HILL AND SUDDENLY THESE TWO CRAZY KIDS COME UP THE HILL ONE GUY AND A GIRL AND THEY'RE ALL LIKE "HEY WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET SOME WATER?" AND JEFF IS ALL LIKE "I FUCKINNG HATE WATER YOU STUPID WATER FAGGGOTS" AND JEFF TAKES A SHOVEL AND SMACKS THE BOY AND BREAKS HIS FUCKING CROWN RIGHT OPEN AND KICKS HIM DOWN THE HILL, IT DIDN'T TAKE HIM LONG TO GIVE THAT GIRL A GOOD JAB TO THE RIBS AND A SMACK CAUSING HER TO FALL RIGHT AFTER HER COMPANION "FUCKING WATER FAGGOTS" SAID JEFF "ALL IN A DAYS WORK" HE IS STILL PLAYED BY AN ASIAN MAN NOT SAYING THE LINES NOW SUDDENLY HE IS BEING PLAYED BY A HANDSOME YOUNG FAMOUS ACTOR, HE TURNS TOWARD THE CAMERA AND SMILES "THE MORAL?" HE SAYS WITH A GRIN "I'VE GOT YOUR MORAL RIGHT HERE" A MONTAGE OF CLIPS SHOWING THE ACTOR HAVING SEX WTIH DIFFERENT MEN IS SHOWN AS THE CREDITS ROLL THE END AND THAT KIDS IS MY STORY I HOPE YOU ALL LEARNED A VALUBAL LESSON HEARTY LAUGH PAT ON SHOULDER OHOHOHOHO WELL KIDS IT LOOKS LIKE THE STORM CLEARED UP YOU CAN ALL GO BACK TO PLAYING OUTSIDE Current Music: The Black Keys - Hard Row (Comment on this)
9:39 pm	LOOK AT ME I'M WRITING THINGS IN A THING DURR DURR DURR SO TODAY I WAS SITTING THERE RIGHT! AND I CAEM UP IWTH THIS JOKE AND IT'S FUNNY IT'S GOT A PUCNHLINE AND EVERYTHING ALRIGHT SO TWO INDIANS NO WAIT LL..... WELL OKAY INDIANS ANYWAYS TWO INDEANS WALK INTO A BAR AND THE BARTEDNER SAYS "HEY DIDNT' YOU GUYS SEE THE SIGN?" AND THE INDIANS LOOKUP AND THEY SEE THIS SIGN RIGHT AND IT SAYS "HEY, NO INDIANS ALLOWED PLEASE" AND THEN THE INDIEANS ARE ALL "OH MY BAD" AND THEY LEAVE BECAUSE THEY AREN'T ALLOWED IN THAT BAR THE END BUT SERIUOSLY IT NEEDS WORK BUT IT HAS POTENTIALTO BE LIKE REALLY RELALY FUNNY LIKE A JOKE THAT PEOPLE SEND EACHOTHER IN THE MAIL AND TELL EVERYONE AT WORK SITTING AT THE WATER DISPENSER MACHINE WITH THOSE LITTLE CUPS AND THEY'RE ALL LIKE OH MY TIE HAS GONE CROOKED OH BY THE WAY I HEARD THIS JOKE TODAY THAT'S HOW BIG IT WILL BE OH HOLY FUCK SHIT ANYWAYS I THINK IT'S BAOUT TIME I HAD A SERIOUS TALK WITH YOU INTERNET FRIENDS I HAVE BEEN THINKING THAT WE SHOULD UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU KNOW DO IT BECAUSE I THINK ITS GOOD AND WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME INTERNET FRIENDS AND I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE THIS INTERNET TO THE NEXT LEVEL OF ITNERNET INETENERNET INTENERNET INETNET INTERNET INTERNET OH GEEZ THE INTERNET IS OUT OF CONTROL (Comment on this)
1:57 am	SHIT SON YOU KNOW THIS THING THIS THING HERE IS CRAZY FUCKING CRAZY I JUST DON'T KNWO WHAT I'M SAYING HERE NOW AND NOW I'M SAYING ALL THIS STUFF AND OH MAN ALRIGHT ALRIGHT BUT SERSIOULY FOLKS THIS OH MAN ARLIGHT OKAY WHAT WAIT WAIT SHIT I'M TRYING TO LIKE JUST KKEEP GOING AND NOT STOPPING OR LIKE GOING BACK AND CORRECTING SHIT AND NOT LIKE YOU KNOW PUASING TO THING OF SOMETHING TO LIKE OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK ANYWAY I THINHK THEY SHOULD LIKE FUCKING BAN THOSE OH MAN! SHIT I THIOUGHT OF A JOKE ALRIGHT ALRIGHT TWO INDIANS WALKIINTO A BAR AND THEN THE BARTENDERSAYS "HEY, NO INDIANS ALLOWED" AND OH MAN IS THAT NOT HILAROUS? NO? SHIT ALRIGHT AOOKAY FUCK ANYWAYS ANS I WAS SAYING BEFORE FUCK! ARLIGHT HERE IS A NEW JOKE I JUST WROTE THIS(ACTUALLY I'M HOPIONG I'LL THINK OF IT BY THE TIME I START TYPING IT BECAUER RIGHT NOW I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT) ALRIGHT THIS GUY RIGHT HE'S LIKE WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND A FUCKING LEPRECAUN JUMPS OUT AND SAYS I'LL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES AND THE GUYS LIKE OKAY I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS AND THEN THE GUUY HE GETS A MILLION DOLLARS AND THEN HE SAYS ALRIGHT I WANT LIKE A FUCKING UHMMMMMMM A SUPERMODEL GIRLFRIEND SO HE GETS THAT AND THEN HE IS LIKE WHOA SHIT I WANT AND THEN THE FUCKING LEPRACHAUN LIKE STABS HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE AND IT TURNS OUT IT WASN'T A LEPRECAUHN AT ALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH A AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA A AHAHAH H A HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH HA HHA.... AHAH.. HAHAH HA AHHAH EHEH E EHEHEH HE HHEHEHE.. EH.. :( FUCK (2 Comments |Comment on this)